Welcome to the home of all that is HOCKEY! If you haven't seen a Doormats game yet you SUCK! The finest team in all men's league, take the ice every Friday night in Portland Maine at the Portland Ice Arena! With a bevy of great players and a bunch of shitty ones too. The league excels in the art of transforming it's participants into savage drinkers both player and fan alike... Well if we had fans maybe.